Matt Callahan
One time I was out back with John behind Fred's small engine repair and he asked me if I wanted to ride his new electric dirt bike. I said yes and proceeded to mess with starting it and failed to do so a few times. He told me the correct way to do it not before I let off the accelerator. The bike ripped and took me off the ground and into a pile of parts. The bike shot probably 10' off the ground with me in tow. I fell first and planted me shoulder, the bike landed on me and knocked the wind out of me again. After asking if I was okay John said " I should have videoed that." With the expression of a man who's lottery ticket was one number off.
